Sometimes celebrities have no idea just how ridiculous they sound when they open their mouths - especially certain teenage starlets. She starts off with a noble enough goal: to entertain the troops. But why, you ask? Because she sees herself as “this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup” - just like Marilyn Monroe. Nice ego there, chica… But the cake topper was that “she would prepare for her trip to Iraq by taking shooting lessons with her security guard.” Because 100,000 GIs, and a special security detail might all drop the ball in the event of an emergency, but the teenage girl will save them all with a couple of hours of target practice after yet another long night of partying.

I don’t know about you, but I’m sure going to sleep safer tonight knowing that Lindsay Lohan is going to be standing on the wall…

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