Let’s say you’re married to a very attractive superstar singer, middle-aged, unemployed, with three children. What would you do? If you’re Sara Evans’ husband, the obvious answer is to sit home all day drinking alcohol and watching porn while soliciting sex partners on Craig’s List.

That’s the picture that’s emerging from Sara Evans’ surprise decision to quit ‘Dancing With the Stars’ to spend time with her children while seeking a divorce from Craig Schelske, her husband since 1993. According to her, the oldest of their children walked in on her husband while he was watching porn, and she subsequently found multiple pictures on their computer of him in flagrante with multiple partners - none of which were her. Whoops, Craig!

The usual allegations of emotional and verbal abuse follow which means that things haven’t exactly been rosy between them for some time and there have been more than a couple of nasty arguments between the two. But…

When you’re riding the gravy train of not having to work while your wife is supporting you in a lifestyle to which you could never have aspired if not for her obvious talent and good looks, maybe you should be cutting her a little slack and, at the least, be a whole lot smarter and more discreet about any extra-marital activities in which you partake in her absence.

On top of everything else, Sara Evans is seeking child support from the philandering soon-to-be ex which just makes me laugh. She’s a multi-millionaire, and he’s an unemployed drunk who doesn’t know a good thing when he sees it. And now he’s probably going to be saddled with moving into a crappy little apartment, getting a job and having to pay child support on top of everything else.

Schelske has to be just about the dumbest man on the planet to give up the life he was living for some cheap thrills, and whatever misery may follow from his stupidity is nothing more than what he fairly deserves…

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