Russell Crowe is ticked off that his celebrity didn’t buy him immunity from his own stupidity here in the U.S.

After the awful crime of being unable to complete a phone call to Crowe’s wife, Russell Crowe’s misplaced sense of justice drove him to hit an unwitting hotel clerk with a telephone. Now Crowe is outraged (outraged!) that here in the United States there are consequences when you do something that monumentally moronic - even if you’re a big celebrity.

He says:

“Where I come from, a confrontation like that, as basic and simple as that, would have been satisfied with a handshake and an apology.”

Hey Russell, where I come from people aren’t so immature that we hit people with telephones and expect to get away with it scot free…

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