As predictably as ever, Lindsay Lohan has headed back to rehab after getting caught with cocaine in her car. It’s the first play in the celebrity playbook: head to rehab to avoid getting charged or doing time if they are charged.

It’s a shame that it’s highly unlikely that it’s going to do her any more good that her previous stint in rehab did because she’s not doing it because she has recognized that she has a problem: she’s doing it to avoid getting in any deeper trouble than she’s already in…and there’s a huge difference in the likelihood of success between the two.

I hope it works, but I’m not exactly holding my breath here….

Anne Heche and her ex-to-be, Coleman Laffoon, are the latest celebrity break-up to make headlines for lurid accusations of misbehavior and an ugly custody dispute.

She’s accusing him of dishing the kid off on others while he stays home surfing online pornography, and he’s accusing her of being an absentee mother who dishes the kid off on nannies…

Hmm…there does seem to be at least one common thread here in that both of them are accusing the other of hiring other people to parent their child….Sounds to me like neither one of them is spending much time with the little boy, and perhaps he might be better off if custody were awarded to one of the nannies….

I suppose we should be surprised, but it was just a matter of time really: Lindsay Lohan cited for drunk driving.

Given that she’s still a tender 20 years old, there’s the additional complication that she’s underage. Hopefully the same judge who sentenced Paris Hilton to jail will catch Lindsay’s case and give her a little “time off” to contemplate her partying ways.

Let’s face it…Lindsay’s trials and tribulations make for great headlines, but at the bottom of it all is out of control little girl who needs a serious wake-up call. Maybe this time our “justice system” will deliver a much needed sobering up…

Here are the first photos of Paulina Rubio after her wedding in Playa del Carmen on April 30, 2007: