Anne Heche and her ex-to-be, Coleman Laffoon, are the latest celebrity break-up to make headlines for lurid accusations of misbehavior and an ugly custody dispute.

She’s accusing him of dishing the kid off on others while he stays home surfing online pornography, and he’s accusing her of being an absentee mother who dishes the kid off on nannies…

Hmm…there does seem to be at least one common thread here in that both of them are accusing the other of hiring other people to parent their child….Sounds to me like neither one of them is spending much time with the little boy, and perhaps he might be better off if custody were awarded to one of the nannies….

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