Britney Spears has been much in the news lately as K-Fed has been handing subpeonas to everyone who ever so much as sat in the same room as his ex-wife, Britney Spears. The ostensive reason is because he’s so terribly, terribly, awfully concerned about his children’s welfare that he needs to have custody of them. Yeah right.

1) He’s such a concerned dad that he had no problem skipping out on his other children with Shar Jackson as soon as Britney showed interest in him. I’m not saying that makes him an awful person, but it does kind of put into perspective where his priorities lie.

2) He didn’t have any problem at all with her parenting when he was with her. Let’s remember it’s her who dumped him. He hadn’t expressed one negative thought to anyone about her parenting before she decided to kick his second-class, white trash, free-loading rear end the door.

3) Here’s the real reason, brought to us courtesy of TMZ from K’Fed’s court filings. He claims that Britney makes $737,868 per month, while:

The documents reveal K-Fed is receiving $20K a month for spousal support but the payments end on November 15.

And there you have it. His alimony runs out in just over 60 days when he has to go back to Ramen noodles, so he and his lawyer cook up the masterplan to drag Britney through the dirt in an attempt to extort money from her.

I’ve been extremely critical of her on these pages in the past, so no one is going to mistake me for an apologist. But quite frankly, if Britney is white trash then K-Fed is the maggot that feeds off of it. Her relationship with him has been a huge personal and professional mistake, and he is intent on sucking every bit of dignity from her before he finally skulks back into the shadows. Is she a perfect mother? Far from it…But try to imagine living with K-Fed, and just maybe you’d go a little crazy too…

Tags: Britney Spears, Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Divorce

Popularity: 49%