Unofficial Celebrity Babies

Gwen Stefani is expecting another baby according to the grandfather-to-be. Douglas Rossdale, father of her husband Gavin Rossdale, confirmed to People magazine that Gwen and Gavin will be adding to their family.

The baby is reportedly due in approximately 6 months as Rossdale said she is 13 weeks along in the pregnancy. We look forward to greeting the newest little rocker, and congrats to the happy couple!

Britney Spears has been much in the news lately as K-Fed has been handing subpeonas to everyone who ever so much as sat in the same room as his ex-wife, Britney Spears. The ostensive reason is because he’s so terribly, terribly, awfully concerned about his children’s welfare that he needs to have custody of them. Yeah right.

1) He’s such a concerned dad that he had no problem skipping out on his other children with Shar Jackson as soon as Britney showed interest in him. I’m not saying that makes him an awful person, but it does kind of put into perspective where his priorities lie.

2) He didn’t have any problem at all with her parenting when he was with her. Let’s remember it’s her who dumped him. He hadn’t expressed one negative thought to anyone about her parenting before she decided to kick his second-class, white trash, free-loading rear end the door.

3) Here’s the real reason, brought to us courtesy of TMZ from K’Fed’s court filings. He claims that Britney makes $737,868 per month, while:

The documents reveal K-Fed is receiving $20K a month for spousal support but the payments end on November 15.

And there you have it. His alimony runs out in just over 60 days when he has to go back to Ramen noodles, so he and his lawyer cook up the masterplan to drag Britney through the dirt in an attempt to extort money from her.

I’ve been extremely critical of her on these pages in the past, so no one is going to mistake me for an apologist. But quite frankly, if Britney is white trash then K-Fed is the maggot that feeds off of it. Her relationship with him has been a huge personal and professional mistake, and he is intent on sucking every bit of dignity from her before he finally skulks back into the shadows. Is she a perfect mother? Far from it…But try to imagine living with K-Fed, and just maybe you’d go a little crazy too…

According to US Weekly, Nicole Richie is definitely pregnant and more than 12 weeks along.  She and Joel Madden reportedly plan to marry.  Regardless, Nicole has less than 6 months to make some major life changes.  Maybe if her DUI charges land her in jail like her coworker Paris Hilton she will end up having some life epiphany.  And, hopefully she realizes there is a big difference between a chihauhua and a baby.

According to the latest gossip, Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman are expecting their first baby!  They are approaching their 2-year wedding anniversary and reportedly just purchased the Osbourne mansion.  While no doubt she should not completely abandon her singing career, it’s great that she is at a point in her life where she can enjoy being a mother and do it out of the real desire to be a parent rather than expecting a baby to fill some personal void.

While certainly Nicole Richie deserves to find happiness someday, she certainly needs to find some bit of stability before subjecting a child to her life.  She is living proof that money isn’t everything, and it is sad to hear that in the aftermath of a DUI and admitting to smoking marijuana and abusing Vicodin as well as clearly suffering from an eating disorder she may actually be pregnant.  If Joel Madden is the father and they plan to stay together, hopefully he can have the same effect on Nicole Richie that Jordan Bratman has had on Christina Aguilera.

She is…At least if you believe the latest rumors, that is.

According to reports, Angelina Jolie is pregnant with her second child with Brad Pitt. Evidently she been having some bouts with morning sickness and has started wearing baggier clothing to hide the pregnancy.

Reportedly, Pitt is hoping it will be a boy; but I’m sure they’re just like parents almost everywhere: as long as it’s healthy…He’s also been quoted as saying he would like to have at least six children.

Well, with two adopted children and a second biological one possibly on the way, they’re two-thirds of the way there and on track to get to six in record time.

If you’re of the thin-skinned variety, you might want to steer clear of Amanda Peet for the next few months. According to her, pregnancy has turned her into quite the potty-mouth.

She says that whenever she gets angry these days, she “swears like a longshoreman.” And to top it off, she’s gotten a good case of acne to go along with her anger management issues. Her mother attributes it to the fact that she’s carrying a girl. Peet says, “It’s an old wives’ tale I guess…[girls] make you look less good.”

Congratulations to Holly Marie Combs and her husband David Donoho on their new baby!

She gave birth to 8 lb. 8 oz., 19″ long, Riley Edward Donoho at 12:57 p.m., Thursday. According to David:

He has hair like Elvis – a full head of black hair. The doctor said he came out looking like a 2-year-old.

New baby Riley is the second child for the couple. He has an older brother, Finley, who is 2 and 1/2.

As with so many things where she and hubby Kevin Federline are concerned, it turns out that: a) they had a baby girl and b) that it was a boy named Sutton Pierce, were both wrong. They had a baby boy all right, but his name is Jayden James.

The little one, born September 12 at Cedars Sinai hospital, just officially got his name after an official birth certificate was filed with Los Angeles this week. It kind of makes you wonder: what were they calling him for the last month? Did it take Britney and Kevin this long to decide on a name or were they just playing games with the media?

Given their history, I wouldn’t bet money one way or the other…

Madonna’s taped appearance on Oprah aired yesterday and quite frankly, there was so much smoke in the air that I was looking for the fire.

The reason, of course, that she was on the show was to discuss her recent adoption of a 13-month old boy from Malawi and the controversy that has surrounded it.

A couple of the most priceless moments:

- “What really surprises me is how great my children are with him and how he’s transitioned so easily from living in Africa in an orphanage to living in our house.” First, he’s 13-months old, what sort of problems did you expect in his “transition?” At that age, no child is cognizant of pretty much anything other than does he have enough food, a place to sleep, and someone to change his diapers. Second, he’s been there for what 24-48 hours? To her children, the new baby is still a “new toy.” She has no idea how her children will respond once the concept sinks in that he’s not going away. They may handle it well, they may not. But there’s no way to make that judgment call literally within hours of his arrival. 

- “If only my wealth and my position could have made things go faster,” Faster? Are you kidding me? She tosses a few million dollars around, they line up some kids for her, she points one out and hops back on a plane to London while her entourage sticks around to actually pick him up and bring him to her. Meanwhile, everybody else who wants to adopt in Malawi has to live in the country for 18 months.

This is the absolute height of celebrity hubris. The reason that so many are angry about this situation is that only a Madonna sycophant would claim that she did anything but simply buy herself a baby. When laws are bent to breaking and millions of dollars are exchanged, it’s plainly obvious to even the mildly retarded that - but for her wealth and position - this would never have happened at all. Whether or not what she did is morally reprehensible is not even what I’m talking about. The whopper to me is that she is lying about it with a straight face and flabbergasted that people won’t believe her over their own lying eyes. I’d have more respect for her if she just came out and said, “Yeah, I threw some cash around and got what I wanted. If you don’t like it, too bad because it’s none of your business.”