That’s right. Lindsay Lohan is going to get nude. Why? To prove she’s a serious actress, of course.

Since playing a stripper evidently didn’t go far enough on the nudity scale to get her serious attention, she’s supposedly decided to go all the way with full-frontal nudity as a nymphomaniac waitress in order to prove to people that she’s a “mature actress.”

I think that Lindsay has confused people taking her seriously with people paying attention to her. A nude woman isn’t like to get people to take her seriously, but it definitely is going to get people to pay attention.

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As predictably as ever, Lindsay Lohan has headed back to rehab after getting caught with cocaine in her car. It’s the first play in the celebrity playbook: head to rehab to avoid getting charged or doing time if they are charged.

It’s a shame that it’s highly unlikely that it’s going to do her any more good that her previous stint in rehab did because she’s not doing it because she has recognized that she has a problem: she’s doing it to avoid getting in any deeper trouble than she’s already in…and there’s a huge difference in the likelihood of success between the two.

I hope it works, but I’m not exactly holding my breath here….

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I suppose we should be surprised, but it was just a matter of time really: Lindsay Lohan cited for drunk driving.

Given that she’s still a tender 20 years old, there’s the additional complication that she’s underage. Hopefully the same judge who sentenced Paris Hilton to jail will catch Lindsay’s case and give her a little “time off” to contemplate her partying ways.

Let’s face it…Lindsay’s trials and tribulations make for great headlines, but at the bottom of it all is out of control little girl who needs a serious wake-up call. Maybe this time our “justice system” will deliver a much needed sobering up…

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…and not in a good way…Lindsay Lohan was rear-ended by a paparazzo after leaving a nightclub. She drove a little way and called a friend to come pick her up. She’s OK, but I’m steaming mad.

Lindsay Lohan has definitely done enough to put herself in the media spotlight, but the paparazzi are clearly out of control. This is at least the second, and possibly third, time that their antics have caused her to have an automobile accident.

I’m almost totally against government involvement in most aspects of anyone’s lives. But since these morons are endangering people and can’t get their acts straight, I’m beginning to think that requiring that they be licensed or something. I don’t know what the solution is, but there is quite obviously a problem here that is going to get somebody killed sooner rather than later.

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Lindsay Lohan says she enjoys sleeping with several partners, rather than dating just one person. That’s nice, Lindsay, but did you really need to tell everyone that?

I hope she is paying her publicity people a whole lot of money, because every time she opens her mouth she makes their job a living hell.

First, if you are going to slut your way around town, telling the whole world about it isn’t the best idea you’ve ever had. Second, implying that Angelina Jolie - one of the most powerful women and bankable names in Hollywood - slutted her way around town isn’t the smartest moves you can make either. Third, comparing yourself to Angelina Jolie after the misery that was Just My Luck and not long after being publicly reproached for your lack of a decent work ethic on the set, is only going to invite negative comparisons.

I think from now on Lindsay Lohan’s people should insist that all interview questions be submitted in advance and that she will give her responses in writing to ensure that this sort of thing doesn’t keep happening.

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Justin Timberlake has denied Lindsay Lohan the usual backstage access at his L.A. House of Blues album debut because she’s bad for his image. His people are afraid that she’ll get drunk, make a spectacle of herself, and just generally detract attention from Justin and his new album.

It’s the latest in a series of personal and career setbacks for Lohan tied to her refusal to take either herself or her career seriously. It comes right on the heels of the public letter chewing her out for her behavior on a movie set and legal problems with her record label after no-showing for promotion of her single in the UK.

I’m not the first, and I’m sure I won’t be the last, to remind Lindsay that she needs to straighten herself out..and do it fast. She’s quickly going from actress/singer to punchline, and if she doesn’t do something about it and soon, there won’t be any way to recover from it.

Her PR people must be pulling their hair out trying to figure out how to deal with this latest fiasco, but someone needs to sit her down and ask her if she’s done with acting and singing or if she wants to have a career because she’s about to face that choice whether she wants to or not…

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Sometimes celebrities have no idea just how ridiculous they sound when they open their mouths - especially certain teenage starlets. She starts off with a noble enough goal: to entertain the troops. But why, you ask? Because she sees herself as “this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup” - just like Marilyn Monroe. Nice ego there, chica… But the cake topper was that “she would prepare for her trip to Iraq by taking shooting lessons with her security guard.” Because 100,000 GIs, and a special security detail might all drop the ball in the event of an emergency, but the teenage girl will save them all with a couple of hours of target practice after yet another long night of partying.

I don’t know about you, but I’m sure going to sleep safer tonight knowing that Lindsay Lohan is going to be standing on the wall…

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