09/09/2010 03:06 PM

Keanu Reeves Will Never Have to Act in Another Movie for the Rest of His Life [Trade Roundup]

After he does this one movie, that’s it. It can never get better. Also today: Natalie Portman might be shot into space and left there, TV actresses get TV deals, Joan Holloway gets a new assignment, and nerd news. More »

09/09/2010 01:27 PM

Top Chef: Blood, Toil, Tears, and Sweat in the Wok [Recaps]

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save the faltering and the kind. More »

09/09/2010 11:24 AM

Jersey Shore Will Be On Forever [Horror Shows]

MTV has ordered two additional installments of their guttural, sweat-stinked reality success. No, not seasons. Not yet. They’re doing a post-season-two reunion, then a behind-the-scenes special. Then there’s season three next year. Then more until they all die. (Season five?) More »

09/09/2010 10:00 AM

Which Comedian Almost Killed a Fellow Actor? [Blind Items]

The very-allergic actor was rushed to the hospital after his co-star slipped him some peanuts as a prank. This actor is in the closet and this star got grabby with a flight attendant. Maybe he just wanted more peanuts? More »

09/08/2010 03:00 PM

This Week In Tabloids: Brad Cheats On Angie With Flight Attendant [Midweek Madness]

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, our weekly collection of tabloid trash. Today we learn Brad joined the Mile High Club with a French model, Snooki is having a lesbian fling, and The Situation is gunning to be Sarah Palin’s son-in-law. More »

09/08/2010 10:44 AM

Which TV Show Is Hiring Hookers? [Blind Items]

They don’t work for the show in question, they work in the world’s oldest profession. This fitness guru is a coke head, and this star lost his virginity on a roller coaster. Do you think pros charge extra for that? More »

09/07/2010 03:47 PM

Today in SNL: Amy Poehler In, Jenny Slate Out? (Updated) [Casting]

Two interesting Saturday Night Live news bits came over the wires today. Well, one of them is a rumor. What’s fact is that Amy Poehler will be hosting the season premiere on the 25th. The rumor? No more Jenny Slate. More »

09/07/2010 02:59 PM

Jon & Kate Plus a Bunch of Other Wives: The TLC Polygamy Show [Strange People]

TLC, which used to be about learning and is now a gentle freakshow, has released a preview reel for their upcoming real-life Big Love series, Sister Wives, about a Utah family with one husband and three wives. Yay weirdos! More »

09/07/2010 02:09 PM

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Pt. 2: The Last Dance of Danielle Staub [Recaps]

Well, that was that. We are done now. All have spoken their piece, all have hugged and wept and screamed, and now we are done. Let’s peer at the rubble and see what we can make of it all. More »

09/07/2010 01:30 PM

Mad Men: Meeting in the Ladies Room [Recaps]

Of all the relationships on Mad Men, Don and Peggy’s has always been one of the most complex and compelling. On Sunday night, it got even deeper and served as a catalyst for their own personal development. More »