09/09/2010 03:30 PM

Blake Lively Hot Body Pictures Never Cease to Amazing Me

Blake Lively is like the world’s hottest Energizer bunny. Her hotness just keeps going and going. She’s so reliably sexy, that I sometimes take her for granted. I know, I know, I’m a horrible virtual boyfriend slash long-distance ogler…

09/09/2010 02:46 PM

Hot as Elle

Megan Fox shows off her bra and panties. (HuffPo) Hot lady teachers caught giving ‘private lessons’. (Ranker) Nicole Scherzinger cleavy pictures. (TheChive) Kim Kardashian dresses like Aladdin’s hooker. (Break) Jennifer Garner joins girls that do it rough. (PopEater) Lindsay Lohan…

09/09/2010 01:30 PM

Violante Placido Is A Hot Italian in The American (VIDEO)

I’m no Latin major (Art History, well, hello, Sapphic ladies of the darkened lecture hall), but I think violante placido translates to violent calm, which would be a cool phrasing of a name, or the introduction to a super-Italian…

09/09/2010 12:28 PM

Bar Refaeli, Rachel Bilson, Mila Kunis, and Ashley Tisdale Head Up List of Rosh Hashana Hotties

Nipples and honey for the Jewish New Year? We couldn’t think of a more Egotastic! way to wish our Hebraic brothers and sisters a something-something-tov than by posting recent pictures of our favorite Chosen Person sexy bombs. But, wait!…

09/09/2010 11:30 AM

Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures Flash Her Big G’uns

If you’re like me, you woke up this morning fretting about the pending divorce of Heidi Montag and whatever that dude’s name is. Is the divorce for real? Where will Heidi live? How will she provide for herself? Who…

09/09/2010 10:38 AM

Emma Watson Catalog Pictures For Our Emma Watson Fix

There I am, sipping my tea, chomping on me crumpets, when my People Tree catalog pops through the post slot. I like People Tree because they make sustainable clothing through Fair Trade practices that help impoverished farmers put my…

09/09/2010 09:08 AM

Gisele Bundchen Makes Me Want To Steal Candy From Her Baby

Everybody else in the MILF Class of 2010, take one step back. Gisele Bundchen has something to say, err, something to show — an amazing and ridiculous body on nearly full display in these Gisele Bundchen sexy mama pictures…

09/09/2010 07:30 AM

Malin Akerman Sexy Premiere Pictures Make Me Wonder What Her Boobs Look Like, Hmm (VIDEOS)

Malin Akerman is one of those underrated hotties that you forget about lusting for until they pop up all shimmering and shining and sexy at the latest movie premiere, in this case, for The Romantics. Like a finely brewed…

09/08/2010 03:29 PM

The Real Katy Perry in Real Latex on X-Factor Italy (VIDEO)

Okay, the real Katy Perry this time. Yes, still the cocktease, this time slathered in latex on the Italian version of X-Factor singing her inane song about California that seems like it was written by a 1960’s mainframe computer…

09/08/2010 03:00 PM

White Hot

Kim Kardashian joins the best beach body list. (PopEater) Hot girls covered in fishnets. (Break) Blake Lively and Leighton Meester looking crazy hot. (LaineyGossip) Which housewife is getting naked for Playboy? (HuffPo) Heidi Montag needs help massaging her breasts. (Celebuzz)…