02/06/2012 05:00 PM

Well Played, Shailene Woodley

 

“Are you kidding? Look at me! I look fantastic! I’m young, I’m free! This leather is fun! The shoes are awesome! I’m feeling as tremendous as I look! In fact, I’m GLAD I didn’t get any stinking Oscar nod! Now I can RELAX, and eat carbs, and stop worrying that the chick on my show Read More …

02/06/2012 04:00 PM

Twilight: Fugclipse

 

So, here’s the thing. I think Nikki Reed’s outfit here is actually super cute, if a little bit I Just Spent Six Weeks in Sedona, And Boy Are My Inner Eyes Open: And I don’t generally think couples need to — or should — make sure they’re all coordinated before they leave the house. But Read More …

02/06/2012 03:00 PM

Fugnage Dream

 

Well, the skirt is cute. Too bad about the Muppet she killed for that vest. Never forget. Read More …

02/06/2012 02:00 PM

Well Played, Rooney Mara

 

You know, when it goes — and someday I’m sure it will — I’m going to miss the black hair. I can’t get over what lovely eyes Rooney has, and she’s figured out how to make the hair and her makeup and her skin tone work together to accent them. In fact, she had an Read More …

02/06/2012 01:00 PM

Just Fug With It.

 

I was going to put this up to a vote, but I talked myself out of it: She is adorable. I found her surprisingly charming in Just Go With It, which is a terrible movie even when you’re watching it against your will on a plane. But this looks like two nightgowns held together with Read More …

02/06/2012 12:00 PM

Fugday Night Fugball

  

We already dealt with the regular-season main titles for Sunday Night Football, in which Hill looks less human than like some kind of CGI’d replica of herself. For the special Super Bowl opener yesterday, you’ll be pleased — in that wrinkly vexed way — to know RoboFaith was back in action: Apparently, the equation is Read More …

02/06/2012 11:00 AM

Super Bowl Halftime Show, Madonna-ly Played: Madonna

   

Honestly, I feel like this could have been TERRIBLE. And yet it was kind of entertaining, not only because Madge closed this thing with “Like a Prayer,” which is possibly my favorite Madonna song ever. Although I also love “Express Yourself.” And who doesn’t have fond memories of roller-skating to “Material Girl,” other than the Read More …

02/03/2012 05:00 PM

Fugs and Pieces, February 3, 2012

Have fun this Super Bowl Sunday, Fug Nation! Even if you don’t like football, surely you enjoy chips and dip! While I’m stuffing my face with queso, please enjoy: –  I have read this sentence five times and the words are still both GLORIOUS, and make no sense in this order: ‘he highlight for me Read More …

02/03/2012 04:00 PM

Fug School Musical

   

I can’t believe Hellcats didn’t work. How did a cheerleading soap opera on the CW not work? One Tree Hill has been on for NINE SEASONS, and nobody is even showing their abs anymore. Hellcats was ALL abs. Well, except when it was boring law student stuff and Aly Michalka doing acoustic jams in a Read More …

02/03/2012 03:00 PM

Fug the Waxwork: Eli Manning

   

Here’s the thing: If I were ever to become famous, I would somehow create a contract wherein Madame Tussaud’s was legally prohibited from making a waxwork in my image. Because they never make waxworks in anyone’s actual, accurate image — they look like they’re based on grainy photocopied images of a person who may or Read More …