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03/09/2010 02:31 PM

Marisa Miller Oscars After Party Brings The Afternoon Links

Marisa Miller Oscars After Party Brings The Afternoon Links

These were snapped at the 2010 OK! Magazine Pre-Oscar Party. I don’t know if it’s just me, but she looks exactly the same at each event—kinda getting boring, to tell you the truth.

- Britney Spears’s Boobs Look Happy For A Change [HollywoodTuna]
- Miss COED: Jessica Rabbit [CO-ED Magazine]
- Rose McGowan Showing Off Some Goodies [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Sharon Osbourne Wants To Sell Her Breast Implants On Ebay [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Midnight T&A: Diana Moldovan [Celebslam]
- Hotties [Double Viking]

- CATCHIN’ BODIES: LIL WAYNE’S HISTORY OF (ALLEGED) FEMALE CONQUESTS [Complex]
- Lindsay Lohan’s Delusions Know No Bounds [Dlisted]
- You Are Not The Father: Jesus Edition [Celebrity Odor]
- Christian Rock War [Manofest]

- Marloes Horst [Flabber]
- How not to drive a car! [Monkey Review]
- Ben Roethlisberger Claims He was Sexually Assaulted [Celeb Jihad]
- Kanye Moment at the Oscars Explained [Yeeeah!]
- The 82nd Annual Academy Awards Pictures [Popoholic]

- Trailer: Shelter [MoeFresh]
- The Academy snubbed Farrah Fawcett and Bea Arthur [The Blemish]
- Audrina Patridge Nice Big Golden Globes [The Grumpiest]
- KINGDOMS AT WAR : CONQUEST! [LingoLux]
- ’Jersey Shore’ Parodies ’Inglourious Basterds’ and ’Avatar’/’The Hurt Locker’ [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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03/09/2010 11:30 AM

Rosario Dawson & Maria Bello Photographer Together @ Spirit Awards

Rosario Dawson & Maria Bello Photographer Together @ Spirit Awards

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Check out other photos of Rosario Dawson and Maria Bello from that night solo.

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03/09/2010 11:29 AM

Jamie Foxx Got Some Stacey Dash Following The 2010 Oscars! OW!

Jamie Foxx Got Some Stacey Dash Following The 2010 Oscars! OW!

These were sanpped at the 2010 Vanity Fair Oscar Party.

Before we forget: DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNN YOUUUU, JAMIE FOXX!!

First he gets to make out with Halle Berry in front of millions while she strokes his package and now he’s goin’ old school w/ Stacey Dash! Talk about a lucky bastard!

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03/09/2010 11:29 AM

From The Bastardly Archives… Last Year!

From The Bastardly Archives... Last Year!

On this day in Bastardly History… Shenae Grimes & Jessica Lowndes Rock Their Bikinis In Malibu!

03/09/2010 09:01 AM

Zoe Kravitz @ 2010 Film Independent’s Spirit Awards

Zoe Kravitz @ 2010 Film Independent

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Zoe Kravitz is the 21 year old daughter of Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet. For 2010 she’ll be appearing in the following movies: Yelling to the Sky, Twelve, Beware the Gonzo, It’s Kind of a Funny Story.

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03/09/2010 09:00 AM

Did Mo’Nique & Her Husband Use The “Open Marriage Card” After Oscars?

Did Mo

First of all, many congrats to Mo’Nique for scoring the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her work in "Precious." It’s a pity that Hollywood politics kept that film from winning best picture—not that "Hurt Locker" didn’t deserve it or anything. Both movies kicked ass in their respective areas.

Anyway, not to the more important topic at hand: Mo’Nique’s open marriage. The real winner following all of Mo’Nique’s recent success is obviously her husband Sidney Hicks (from a Bastardly Perspective, of course). The pool of women he can now tap has grown by around a 1000% and most of those women are gonna be crazy-hot. I wonder who’s on his shortlist…?

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03/09/2010 09:00 AM

Bar Refaeli @ 2010 Vanity Fair Oscar party in Hollywood

Bar Refaeli @ 2010 Vanity Fair Oscar party in Hollywood

Doesn’t Leonardo DiCaprio accompany Bar to any events or is she purely used for his sexual pleasure in the privacy of his variouspimp pads scattered around the globe?

And, just in case you missed it: Bar Refaeli: 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

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03/09/2010 09:00 AM

Christina Hendricks Wins Oscar Award For Juiciest Rack (AGAIN!)

Christina Hendricks Wins Oscar Award For Juiciest Rack (AGAIN!)

I’m sure it was a tough-tough decision, but after many hours of painful deliberation (which involved staring at Christina’s rack for long periods of time), Christina was lucky enough to receive the award.

Some of you might remember that Christina also bagged the Juciest Golden Golden Globes Award at the Golden Globes earlier this year, so going on to win an Oscar Award is a pretty huge deal. Many congrats to Christina & her proud husband Geoffrey Arend, who coincidently holds a PhD in Motorboating (BAAASTAAARD!!).

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03/09/2010 09:00 AM

Gemma Arterton: GQ UK Magazine, April 2010

Gemma Arterton: GQ UK Magazine, April 2010

These heavily airbrushed pics are of course, but I still like her more natural pics off the red carpet. Last we saw Gemma was at the 2010 First Light Movie Awards…CHECK IT!

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03/09/2010 09:00 AM

Taraji Henson @ 2010 Film Independent’s Spirit Awards

Taraji Henson @ 2010 Film Independent

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Taraji Henson stars as the Mom in the 2010 version of The Karate Kid starring Will Smith’s son, Jaden.

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