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02/04/2012 01:44 PM

Las Vegas: Irina Shayk & Jessica White @ 1 OAK in The Mirage

Las Vegas: Irina Shayk & Jessica White @ 1 OAK in The Mirage

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Irina Shayk and Jessica White were in Las Vegas last night to kick-off big game weekend at 1 OAK inside The Mirage Resort and Casino. The two SI Swimsuit Models partied up at 1 OAK and posed it up outside for the photographers. As you can see, our interest was more peaked towards Irina as she gave us many angles of that backside pose that we enjoy so much. Reminisce more about Irina’s backside over here, here, here, and here.



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02/03/2012 03:20 PM

2012 Super Bowl Brings The Links! Patriots Win! Patriots Win! OW!

2012 Super Bowl Brings The Links! Patriots Win! Patriots Win! OW!

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Extra’s Ausie-flavored weekend co-host Renee Bargh was at the Grove in L.A. to film for the show.

- Adriana Lima’s Hotness Makes Me Want to Buy A Crappy Car [HollywoodTuna]

- Snooki Peed All Over The Floor Of A Club

(Subtitle: Now I Want To Knock Her Up) [The Superficial]

- Cam sleeps at Gwyneth’s & the advice [Lainey’s Gossip]
- Vanessa Paradis Blames Angelina Jolie For Her Split With Johnny Depp [Celebitchy]
- Candice Swanepoel Unleashes Her Ridiculously Sexy Curves For GQ [Popoholic]
- Milk Man: World’s Worst Superhero [Heavy]
- Blake Lively Has Only Banged Four Dudes [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

- Super Bowl XLVI Concert Is A Humbling Experience For Madonna [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
- Dear Demi Moore, White Oprah Wants Her Act Back [Dlisted]
- Demi Lovato Couldn’t Have Been in Rehab, Because She Did This Photo Shoot With Tyler Shields [Evil Beet]
- Chelsea Handler’s 20 Most Controversial Comments [Complex]
- Whitney Houston Leaves A Doctor’s Office [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Cameron Diaz is a beautiful princess [Celebslam]

- Kelly Brook’s Hot Tits on the Cover of Fabulous Mag of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Pledge Sues Sorority for Making Her Pee Her Pants [Jezebel]
- Chronicle Review: Who Knows If Clark Kent Is A Superman? Or If He’s Just An A**hole.
[Pajiba]
- Christina Hendricks Shows Off Her Breeding Potential [Celeb Jihad]
- Republicans Hold Slight Advantage in Orgasm Race [BroBible]

- Keira Knightley Made Sex Faces for David Cronenberg [The Blemish]
- The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 13 recap [Lainey’s Gossip]
- Jenna Jameson Is A Teeny Bopper [HollywoodTuna]
- Jamie Lynn Spears Thinks ‘Teen Mom’ is Brave [The Superficial]
- Minka Kelly Struts Her Drop Dead Sexy… Everything! [Popoholic]

- Demi Moore Secretly Attended Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend’s Party [Yeeeah!]
- Kelly Brook’s Awesome Bikini Goodness [The Grumpiest]
- Een gentle reminder [Flabber]
- Madge’s "Give Me All Your Luvin" Video Is Here [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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02/03/2012 03:10 PM

Super Bowl XLVI Preview

It’s very rare in professional sports that fans get what they want but after a pair of conference championship games where there were more goats than heroes, we’ve finally arrived at Super Bowl XLVI. That’s 46 for those who aren’t so familiar with Roman numerals. It’s come down to the New England Patriots taking on the New York Giants this Sunday at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis.

A re-match from four years go. In case anyone forgot, it was one most stunning upsets in Super Bowl history. While both of these teams are very different from those, the history of that game is definitely something that will serve as a great background in this game. That’s actually one of the biggest questions heading into this game. How will Super Bowl 42 affect this game? Will it give the Giants that extra swagger that they have showed through this entire postseason? Is the memory that game going to give the Patriots the ultimate motivation? Either way, I think this game will live up to all the hype that it’s built up. Let’s take a look at the biggest factors for this game:

-Tight End Rob Gornkowski’s ankle: I know, I know…this ankle has been this week’s most talked about subject that doesn’t include Payton Manning’s neck. There’s a reason for that though. He’s easily been the biggest weapon that Brady has had to throw to all season long. I don’t think there’s a question that he’s going to play. He’s a beast; there’s no stopping him BUT how effective can he be? At the very least he’s a decoy to open up the field for Welker, Hernandez and co.

-New York Giant’s defensive front: The four beasts up front for the Giants are nicknamed “NASCAR” and there’s no reason that they will be slowing down anytime soon. The G-Men’s front line knows that the way to bother Brady into mistakes is to get physical with him. They’ve been there before. Last time these two teams faced the pressure from this defensive line caused Brady to make two costly interceptions. That game resulted in a Giants victory.

-Battle of the offensive weapons: There’s certainly no doubt that the Patriots have a distinct advantage when it comes to the tight ends. Gronkowski and Hernandez have been a combination that no one can handle. Speaking of weapons no one can handle: Cruz, Nicks and Manningham are three guys than can explode and carry the catches should one of the try to be shut down with double teams. So, with a distinct advantage for each team what’s left? The running game of course! Overlooked by many but chances are that whichever team’s running game has the bigger impact will determine who comes out on top in this game.

-Quarterback play: Eli Manning saying he’s at Tom Brady’s level? You have to be kidding me, right? Not at all. Eli Manning has shown throughout this post season that he belongs among the elite quarterbacks in this league and Sunday he has a chance to cement that. He’s come back against Brady in the past there’s just a feeling around Eli that no matter what happens, there’s a chance for the win. On the other hand, Tom Brady is making his fifth start in the Super Bowl. Can get to four titles? He certainly has the weapons to get there. Only two other players in history have accomplished such a feat. Will he cement his legacy as one of the greatest of all time? Watch out, this could be one of the greatest quarterback duels of all time.

It seems that too many people are picking the Giants, no? I don’t know, maybe I’ve been watching too much ESPN and NFL Network lately. I’m sure my girlfriend would agree. I would never call myself anywhere near to a sports expert but like me, most experts have a way of overanalyzing a game of this magnitude. It’s their job, of course but take all that out for a second. Take away any underlying story that’s been floating around for the past two weeks. It’s going to come down to who performs best on the field, on that day…right? Yes, that’s exactly what will happen:

The Giants have had all the momentum in the world, only to have it be stalled by two weeks of circus environment. When you’re hot and boasting like the Giants have been, the biggest thing will stop you in any sort of break. They can continue with that momentum if they start off hot but even if they get the first score, the Patriots will come back and answer swiftly. I think the revenge factor is much greater than people think. The Patriots will be able to neutralize some of Giants pass rush by spreading them out and using screens along with quick slant routes. Remember, Wes Welker is the king of those little slant routes and I expect him to come up big. Those are the two biggest challenges the Patriots will face and if you give coach Bill Belichick and that staff two weeks to prepare for a team, he will make the necessary adjustments.

One thing I don’t doubt: This game will come down to the wire. Let’s see…fourth quarter drive with somewhere around two minutes left to win the game? I think so. I know Manning has proven it but give me those circumstances and I’m always going to take Brady.
my prediction: Patriots-27 Giants-24

C’mon. Did you REALLY expect a Cowboys fan to pick the Giants? I’m not THAT objective…

02/03/2012 12:30 PM

Ashley Greene Paid For Street Parking in Los Angeles!

Ashley Greene Paid For Street Parking in Los Angeles!

Photo Credit: WENN
Nothing new to report on Ashley Greene since yesterday’s post so therefore…

Ashley Greene appeared in 3 episodes of ABC’s Pan Am and in 2012 will have Breaking Dawn - Part 2 to her credits but also stars alongside Miley Cyrus (Lola), Demi Moore (Lola’s mom), and Adam Sevani in LOL (Laughing Out Loud), the American version of the French film. Look for it to premiere in India on February 10th. As for the US premiere, we have no idea but sometime this year.

After 15-year-old Lola is dumped by her boyfriend, she sets her sights on his best friend. She begins her sexual awakening, and experiments with drugs. During Lola’s tribulations, her oblivious 40-year-old mother struggles to move on from her divorce. [Wiki]

UPDATE: Here’s Ash from earlier today as she arrives for a taping of Live with Kelly" in NYC. For those of you who don’t know, The "Twilight" beauty will next star in "Butter" alongside Olivia Wilde set for release in March.
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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02/03/2012 12:29 PM

What Was Selita Ebanks Doing @ The “Jersey Couture ” S2 Premiere?

What Was Selita Ebanks Doing @ The "Jersey Couture " S2 Premiere?

Photo Credit: Splash News Online

No offense to Jersey natives, but how can such a beautiful woman like Selita Ebanks hit such a seemingly dirty party featuring Jersey reality TV D-listers? Have things really gotten that bad? It goes without saying, but it definitely appears as if somebody could use a highly networked sugar daddy right about now. Any takers?

Anyway, these were snapped last night at a private party held in NYC to celebrate the Oxygen network’s "Jersey Couture" Season 2 premiere. Check a promo clip below…

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02/03/2012 12:00 PM

L.A.: Rihanna Rocks Blonde Hair & Ray-Bans! Hits Clippers Game & Then Roxbury!

L.A.: Rihanna Rocks Blonde Hair & Ray-Bans! Hits Clippers Game & Then Roxbury!

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

I hate to say this, but I’m kinda diggin’ this new hair color—especially with those F-Me boots! YOU GO GIRL!! It really goes along with her "Crazy-Kinky-I-Love-To-Fuck" image that she’s shooting for w/ her music.

Rhi-Rhi had a full scheduled last night, first starting with a near-depressing Clippers / Nuggets game at the Staples Center (Clips got blown out) and then she hit Roxbury nightclub in Hollywood w/ a few of her friends. Is that Venus Williams in the plaid shirt walking alongside Rihanna?

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02/03/2012 11:46 AM

Singer Lana Del Rey Hits Letterman To Promote New Album “Born To Die”

Singer Lana Del Rey Hits Letterman To Promote New Album "Born To Die"

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Since this is Lana Del Rey’s first time on the site, here’s more juice:

Elizabeth Grant (born June 21, 1986), better known by her stage name Lana Del Rey, is an American singer/songwriter. She has been described as a "self-styled gangsta Nancy Sinatra",[5] and cites Britney Spears,[6] Elvis Presley and Kurt Cobain amongst her musical influences.

In January 2012, Del Rey revealed that she recently bought back the rights to her 2010 album Lana Del Ray A.K.A. Lizzy Grant and will re-release it in the Summer of 2012 under Interscope Records and Polydor.[47] On January 4, 2012, it was reported she had signed a deal with NEXT Model Management agency. [Source]

Here’s a clip from her appearance:

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02/03/2012 11:41 AM

The Woman in Black: Film Review

The Woman in Black: Film Review

Visit the film’s official website.

Daniel Radcliffe is back on the big screen . . . NOT as Harry Potter. The good news is that he’s believable as someone other than the Boy Who Lived. The bad news is that the movie is pretty . . . eh. Even though it’s supposed to be a thriller, it’s often times less than thrilling. It gets the set-up right, but the payoff never seems to materialize the way it should.

Radcliffe stars as Arthur Kipps, a Victorian lawyer whose wife dies in childbirth. Arthur is consumed with mourning for his wife and pays scant attention to the toddler Joseph who is his son. He is assigned an out-of-town case where he has to manage the estate of a noble lady in the village of Crythin Gifford (I love British names of towns).

When he arrives, things are decidedly creepy: the manor seems to be encased in a permanent fog, it’s filled with furtive figures who do little and say even less, and the staircase creaks at all hours of the day and night. Something (or someone) is in the house . . . a lady in black. What does she want? Revenge, of course, though not against those who wronged her. She wants to torture the souls of children because she lost her own son in life. When all this is revealed, Kipps’s little boy is naturally on his way to the haunted mansion. Kipps will have to fight her for his son’s life. You see where this is headed.

The film looks, feels and plays a lot like an attendant subplot from Harry Potter but without any of the magic or fun. Radcliffe does his best with the material he’s given, but at times even he seems a bit tired of constantly having to be surprised. The woman in black is scary, sure, but she ain’t Voldemort. She’s not even Bellatrix Lestrange!

Final Verdict: Unless you’re an absolute diehard Radcliffe groupie, you won’t be missing much if you decide to skip it.

02/03/2012 10:50 AM

L.A.: Ladies Who Attended The “Journey 2″ Premiere

L.A.: Ladies Who Attended The "Journey 2" Premiere

Photo Credit: WENN

We’ve already gone over the details of Journey 2: The Mysterious Island in the previous Vanessa Hudgens premiere post so here are a few other attendees from last night’s event. Since the movie has already been out for a couple of weeks, you can read a spoiler on the entire plot at the movie’s Wiki page. However, if you plan to actually fork over the $12.00 to watch this movie in theaters, you’ll have to wait until next Friday, February 10th when it hits theaters. For more info, visit the Journey 2 official website.

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02/03/2012 10:40 AM

L.A.: Vanessa Hudgens “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” Premiere

L.A.: Vanessa Hudgens "Journey 2: The Mysterious Island" Premiere

Photo Credit: WENN

Vanessa Hudgens started her promotion of Journey 2: The Mysterious Island weeks ago attending the premieres in both Sydney and Melbourne, Australia. In between that time leading up to last night’s L.A. premiere she vacationed in Hawaii with boyfriend Austin Butler. Anyways, to the vital information regarding the movie…

Vanessa Hudgens stars as Kailani in Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, also starring Dwayne Johnson, Josh Hutcherson, Luis Guzmán and Kristin Davis. It’s the sequel to Journey to the Center of the Earth. Look for it in theaters on February 10th. For more info, visit the Journey 2 official website.

Sean Anderson (Hutcherson) accompanies his new stepfather, Hank (Johnson), to find his grandfather, Alexander (Michael Caine), who went missing while exploring a lost island. [Wiki]

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