The Bastardly
02/09/2010 01:29 AM
Blurry Blake Lively Bikini Pics From Miami Beach! Ow!
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These were snapped over the weekend as ’Gossip Girl’ hottie Blake Lively & her personal sex-toy Chace Crawford were spotted lounging on the balcony of their Miami Beach hotel room.
Blake was decked out in a simple black bikini and Chase, from the looks of these pics, appeared extremely relaxed—almost as if he just had sex with Blake Lively!
And, before I leave you to the pics, I just wanna say that I’d much rather look at extremely blurry Blake Lively bikini pics than pics of her wearing this…
02/08/2010 01:30 PM
Summer Altice Brings The Afternoon Links!
- Playboy Mansion Super Bowl Hotties [HollywoodTuna]
- Brittney Berault [CO-ED Magazine]
- Kirsten Dunst Looks Like Death of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Fact Or Fiction: Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Are Getting Violent With Each Other [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Jennifer Aniston is on vacation, cold [Celebslam]
- Hotties [Double Viking]
- SUPER BOWL CHEERLEADER SHOWDOWN: COLTS VS. SAINTS [Complex]
- From Vadge To Kate To Cameron [Dlisted]
- Teri Hatcher Is MILF-tastic In A Bikini [Celebrity Odor]
- Snowpocalypse Now [Manofest]
- Christina Stefanidi [Flabber]
- Mercury thiocyanate decomposition [Monkey Review]
- Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby is for Sale [Celeb Jihad]
- Betty White in a Super Bowl Commercial [Yeeeah!]
- Amanda Seyfried Gets Leggy On Jimmy Fallon [Popoholic]
- Chad Ocho Cinco - "Dat Ain’t My Baby" [MoeFresh]
- Does that mean Reggie has to marry Kim Kardashian [The Blemish]
- Sarah Harding Bikini Pictures: Ass Edition [The Grumpiest]
- G-SWITCH [LingoLux]
- snooki’s makeover… [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
02/08/2010 12:31 PM
BREAKING! Tom Arnold Gets Fresh With Marisa Miller in Miami!
Photo Credit: Splash News Online
These were snapped yesterday afternoon as a bunch of celebs played a friendly game of flag football during Direct TV’s 4th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl on Miami Beach.
From the looks of these pics, it’s fairly obvious that Tom Arnold attempted to have flag-football-sex with Marisa Miller. He pretty much missed the flag around her waist and went straight for her spandex bottoms. Even though he’s an annoying douche, I gotta admit, any hetero dude in his position would pull the exact same moves. Bastard.
02/08/2010 12:31 PM
Hottest Concert Pics. Ever. Keri Hilson @ Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam
Rihanna performed at the same event, but her outfit, while unique in its own right, doesn’t compare to Keri Hilson’s booty from choco-heaven. Since words aren’t enough to describe the delicious mood, we’ll let the faces in the pics do the talking. Enjoy.
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02/08/2010 12:30 PM
D-List Matchup: Chicks From “Hills” Hit Maxim’s Super Bowl Party
Audrina Patridge, Kristin Cavallari, Lo Bosworth and Stephanie Pratt were spotted at the 2010 Maxim Super Bowl Party in Miami over the weekend. So, did Audrina dump her new boy-toy Ryan Cabrera for a couple days while she slept around with members of the Miami Beach Man-Whore Community?
And, I know we never ask you to check our sponsors (blatant lie), but we hope you guys will show us some love by checking out EA’s latest game "Dante’s Inferno" by clicking the image on the side. It’s only for mature audiences, so those of you who can’t handle excessive Blood & Gore, intense Violence, nudity & sexual content, please refrain for visiting the site.
02/08/2010 12:30 PM
JoJo @ The Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam Concert
So, why JoJo? Two reasons:
A) I know some of you bastards love some barely legal shorties with meat (calling all Hayden Panettiere fans!)
And B) Because we hated on JoJo when she was jailbait. It was all in really tasteless humor, I swear!
Latest JoJo news: Her third studio album, "All I Want Is Everything" is set to be released in early 2010, so look for it in stores. And, here’s JoJo performing her song "Lose Control" w/ Timbaland. The song also appears on his latest album"Shock Value II":
02/08/2010 12:30 PM
BREAKING! Megan Fox Filmed More Scenes From “Johan Hex” in L.A.
These were snapped last Friday.
I know 85% of you bastards won’t admit it, but I know you guys can’t wait until May/June when Megan Fox starts whoring herself out to the media (we’re talkin’ TV spots, mag covers, coffee shops, movie premieres, etc, etc) in an attempt to promote her latest flick "Jonah Hex," which attacks theaters on June 18th. The movie co-stars Josh Brolin as Jonah Hex and John Malkovich as Quentin Turnbull.
Here’s Megan talking w/ IGN at last years Comic-Con about the movie:
And, here’s Megan’s Super Bowl Ad:
02/08/2010 12:29 PM
From The Bastardly Archives… Three Years Ago!
02/08/2010 12:29 PM
The Bastardly Minute With… Candice Swanepoel
It’s Monday, so we figured we’d start off the week with our very own good luck charm…Candy Candice, baby! Ow!
And, just in case you missed the last set (which is about 30x hotter than these), hit this! The bikini matchup with another MoeJac fave Doutzen Kroes isn’t that bad either…
02/08/2010 10:01 AM
Beyonce’s Bootilicious Train Rolls Through Sao Paulo, Brazil
I don’t know if it’s ego, greed, f’d-up work ethic or a vicious combo of all three, but the amount work this woman does is truly baffling. It seems like she’s either performing at an award show or touring at some random city around the globe. There comes a time when an artist needs to take a break and give some other sistahs a chance at the mic.
Anyway, setting aside the bullshit, Beyonce looks straight-up TA-DAYUM in these pics. And, is that a booty pad she’s wearing?
