02/06/2012 10:01 PM

Arianny Celeste in Complex Magazine

If I’d known we were playing croquet with UFC Octogon girl Arianny Celeste as a human wicket, I would have totally played a round instead of just using the mallet to smash out the tail lights on my ex’s Chevy Caprice. Next time try to keep me a little better informed. Honestly.
02/06/2012 08:27 PM

Demi Moore Checks Into Rehab

Fresh off a seizure spawned by a myriad of technically-legal chemicals and her ex-husband’s affair, Demi Moore has checked into the famous Cirque Lodge in Utah. Radar Online says: Ashton Kutcher’s estranged wife began her treatment at Cirque Lodge several days ago, a source tells E! It’s expected she’ll be there at least 30 days. […]
02/06/2012 05:39 PM

Another Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Photo Shoot

The only person who takes more pictures of Lindsay Lohan than the L.A. central booking is Terry Richardson (here, here and leering behind her like a child molester on a bender here), and that’s only because he’s a notorious pervert who gets off on taking pictures of girls’ tits, and showing her tits is the […]
02/06/2012 05:38 PM

Quickies: Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice

The MTV babes of yore — Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra cougar up on the red carpet. (G Celeb) Irina Shayk and Jessica White are totally the naughtiest of all the Sports Illustrated models. You can just tell. (Moe Jackson) Gisele Bundchen defends husband Tom Brady by declaring he can’t “throw the fucking ball and […]
02/06/2012 02:03 PM

M.I.A. Flips the Bird During Super Bowl Halftime Show

Everyone was expecting Madonna to pull some Janet Jackson-type shenanigans during her Super Bowl half-time show, but it was M.I.A. who crossed FCC lines last nite… by giving the finger. Oooh. ESPN says: In front of some 110 million viewers on NBC and uncounted others online, she flipped the bird and appeared to sing, “I […]
02/06/2012 10:37 AM

Madonna at the Super Bowl

I was already drunk before Super Bowl XLVI even started, so I don’t remember much about Madonna’s much-ballyhooed half-time show, except that her new song with Nicki Minaj sucked and that she needed help doing cartwheels. Take three hits of acid, put Sally O’Malley in a blond wig with gospel choir and a couple of […]
02/03/2012 11:40 PM

Miley Cyrus Raided Your Mom’s Closet

Things have apparently gotten rough for Miley Cyrus, because it’s obvious she has no money for new clothes. There’s no other reason for her stealing your mom’s jeans and making them into shorts, or for stealing her flannel shirt. I don’t know about the bustier-thing though; is your mom a slut, or what? God, I […]
02/03/2012 04:21 PM

Quickies: About Last Night

Katy Perry wears a pink wig while posing as a mermaid for a hair care ad campaign. Yeah, doesn’t make sense to me, either. (Anything Hollywood) Maggie Gyllenhaal keeps up the Schlumpy McSchlumperson vibe with weird clogs/boots/quilted blanket hybrid shoes. (INF Daily) If you ever wondered what sex with Chuck Norris would be like, this […]
02/03/2012 03:32 PM

Rihanna Steps Out in a Blonde Wig, Sweaty Armpits

Rihanna stepped out in Hollywood channeling her inner white 80′s rocker with a layered blonde wig and cut-off stonewashed denim shorts. But as far as those armpit stains, maybe she should have followed the advice of this 80′s commercial.  
02/03/2012 01:44 PM

Christina Hendricks in Cosmopolitan UK March 2012

Christina Hendrick’s massive rack takes up the cover of next month’s Cosmopolitan UK cover. In it she talks about how she never thought people would find her sexy. I supposed I’m supposed to find self-deprecation charming. Snore.  The Daily Mail says, Hendricks admits her husband finds her whole pin-up image incredibly funny. She explains: ‘It’s […]